Best. Spam. Ever.

The spammer’s grasp of the English language is strange, compelling, and awesome. All at the same time.

From: XXXXXX

Subject: hey ass

Body:We have the best god damn pricing
Every time that you order from somewhere else, you look like a f@ckwad

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Or if you don’t like the mother fukin internet, stop beating your meat and just call us at:

011-507-264-xxxx
011-507-264-xxxx